I'm not a little unwell! I'm Crazy and I'm Proud!

And no song can say otherwise!

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bi-privilege:

bi means two. u may only be attracted to men and women. homo means same. u may only be attracted to ur clone, or possibly ur identical twin. hetero means different. u must be attracted to all the things that r not u. people. animals. lamp. pan means all. be attracted to all the things simultaneously.

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the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

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catsbeaversandducks:

Ponzu Adopts an Orphan Kitten Rejected By Her Mother

When Ichimi the kitten was rejected by her mother, Ponzu the golden retriever and his owner Jessiepon took her in and have begun nursing her back to full health. Ichimi has taken very well to her guardian Ponzu – the two play together all the time, and Ponzu even cleans and sleeps together with Ichimi. Judging by the pictures on Jessiepon’s Instagram account, Ichimi is growing stronger by the day.

Ichimi has provided Ponzu a much-needed respite from his heartbreak after Wasabi, a kitten that Ponzu and Jessiepon rescued from a crow attack, died in August. Now, Ponzu has a new kitten to care for.

Via Bored Panda and Catsparella

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bluberryattack:

We don’t talk about Professor Binns enough. He just woke up one day and forgot to take his body with him and then was just like “fuck it, I’ve got a class to teach.”

this will be me, except i’ll be like, “fuck it, i’ve got books to read.”

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